The “Golf”

The main event at the MGAWC is the battle for the World Championship Belt. This impressive piece of equipment has adorned the waists of the greatest medios on earth since 2009.

The Born Hairy Tour Championship was created in 2019 when the MGAWC got too big for its britches. Players who fail to qualify for the WC, now play in the BHTC and compete for a spot in the top 16, which then earns them a qualified spot at the next MGAWC!

Shit gets real on day 2 in you’re in the hunt.

Both events are two-round tournaments. Any penalty strokes you have coming in will be added to your score for each round. Lowest total score after two rounds wins! (F.A.Q.‘s explain penalty stroke and DQ rules)

The pairings for day one are set by your World Ranking on the Global Money List. On day two, the pairings are re-ordered based on your ranking after round 1.

The magnitude and scope of these events is a shock for all newcomers. The better your round starts, the longer the pressure and nerves stick with you. The trick is to find the perfect balance between performance and inebriation. Do that and you might well become the…